Home game, right?

To the Red Sox fan near the front row in between the third base dugout and home plate on Friday, July 3rd versus the Mariners --- Let Youk catch the damn ball.

Why you ask?

• Youk looks like the craziest guy on the team. That death stare he gave you looked like he had a beheading in mind.
• Think risk vs reward. Is the risk of you being put in the same sentence as Bartman ( I know it wasn't a LCS but still people will compare) and facing the ridicule from the Nation worth the glory of saying you caught a $4 ball at Fenway?
• I know you were assuming Wake wasn't going to give up those three runs but we were facing Felix Hernandez. He is really good and close to filthy at Fenway in his career.
• Assuming you are a Red Sox fan, I hope for your sake the team does not fall short of the playoffs by one game. If that happens you will become far more famous then you ever hoped.
• Red Sox are supposed to be some of the most knowledgeable in all of sports. This is a mark against us.